"Any card—so long as it exists—has a power that is needed."

misslibertinagrimm:

mid-k-night:

sadisticmarikscreencaps:

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martininamerica:

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martininamerica:

sadisticmarikscreencaps:

This is Lord Snuggles. He wants nothing more than to be your very best friend. You never need to be afraid when he is around. You can trust Lord Snuggles. He will always be there for you.

side effects of Lord Snuggles may include -
1) mind slave syndrome
2) sudden kidnappings
3) short term memory loss
4) increased chance of stab wounds
5) card games on motorcycles

Lord Snuggles seems like a nice fellow.

Lord Snuggles seems like the kind of guy I could have a beer with.

I’d let Lord Snuggles borrow my collection of dangerous weaponry and not even lose sleep worrying about it.

Five out of five tumblr users recommend Lord Snuggles. The product is pleasing and reliable. Would purchase again.

One popular personal grooming company used Lord Snuggles as a spokesperson. They said Lord Snuggles is an attractive, charming chap with excellent hair that is way better than the Pharaoh’s or anyone else’s, and eyes that you could get lost in and perhaps not find your way back out of.

WARNING: Do not feed Lord Snuggles after midnight. Do not abuse him physically. Do not insult Lord Snuggles without first restraining his tongue. Keep Lord Snuggles away from all sticks, rods, and mirrors.

DISCLAIMER: On rare occasions Lord Snuggles may demand your complete obedience. This is only temporary. We are not responsible for any physiological or physical harm that may result from your impudence. Relax. Lord Snuggles is your friend!

Tired of your home?  Sick of comfort?  Come to the hole in the vacant lot out back of Kaiba Corp and huddle with Lord Snuggles.  Who is he?  Good question.  Why does he want you to come?  Why did he spend his valuable time making this post?  He understands that you are confused, but…  Hole.  Vacant lot.  Kaiba Corp.  Huddle.  Lord Snuggles.  For the low, low price.  Act today.  Or tomorrow.  Not Wednesday.  Wednesday is no good for him.  Just come on down to the hole in the vacant lot out back of Kaiba Corp and huddle with Lord Snuggles.  Or else.

Your punctuality is important to Lord Snuggles. He appreciates your full cooperation. Lord Snuggles might get upset if one of his very good friends disappoints him. You wouldn’t want to disappoint Lord Snuggles, would you?

Wait! That’s not it! If you call within the next 10 minutes in the purchase of Lord Snuggles you could have your own Lord Smiles HALF-PRICE! Don’t lose this amazing deal!

It keeps getting better,

(via fortuneangel)