"Any card—so long as it exists—has a power that is needed."

(via chibicrow)

yugioh-thoughts:

yugioh-thoughts:

iamcelestos:

voicesofchaos:

yugioh-thoughts:

who decided to give this dragon a sword dick

WHO

Finally we found a monster to fight Zork’s Dragon Dick!

BUT WHICH DRAGON IS BETTER

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

FIGHT

Ok but let’s analize the situation:

Pros of Zorc’s dragondick

- longer. The reach, I mean

- is that thing prehensile because that’s also an advantage

Cons of the dragondick

- a sharp object could easily get under those armor plates or in its mouth the wrong way I don’t think I’d want to get a blade in my dick

Pros of Odd Eyes’ sworddick

- a literal sword

- it’s made of fucking steel or some other metal, anyway hard as fuck. Not easily breakable

Cons of the sworddick

- can only be effctive through aimed thrusts at short distance

Conclusion:

This is a whole new level of violent sex and I’m kinkshaming

@yamiestofyamis

you just reminded me about the fact the dragondick spits fire which gives it an undeniable advantage over the sworddick as it could be able to melt it

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