"Any card—so long as it exists—has a power that is needed."
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“Sore wa do kana?”
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Jurassic Impact
Normal Trap
English
If you control 2 or more Dinosaur-Type monsters and your LP is lower than your opponent’s: Destroy as many monsters on the field as possible, and if you do, take 1000 damage for monster destroyed, then inflict damage to your opponent equal to the damage you took. Until the end of the next turn after this card resolves, neither player can Normal or Special Summon monsters.
Collectors Pack 2017 -
baby you activated my trap card
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At this point the logic of how the fuck does Kenzan dinosaur bone in work baffles me on a far deeper level than just ‘DNA doesn’t work like that’
Are you telling me they brought him to an hospital were they could surgically put an entire new bone in your body and instead of them using a regular prothesis they fucking shoved a fossil in him?? Is that even safe did they properly sterilize that thing before at least? Is a piece of rock seriously the best thing they had to put into someone?
And besides, considering that Kenzan had to be at most 15 when he appeared and he had already fully healed from such an invasive surgery, he had to be what, 13-14 when it happened right? In which case he was still fully in growth phase how does that work out? Does the dinosaur bone magically grow with him? Because if it didn’t then Kenzan could likely end up with one leg significantly shorter than the other and all the issues that come with it.
But ultimately, how the fuck does a 13 years old get as ripped as Kenzan was in that flashback and how did he manage to go digging up fossils in the first place? Did they pay him for it? Is it like a family thing and his parents are dinosaur enthusiasts too? What were the writers even thinking fuck
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