"Any card—so long as it exists—has a power that is needed."
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So I unlocked Supreme King Jaden in like… The first hour of him being available, and my new favorite thing since then has been power-leveling by defeating small children and hearing Haou go “Now that you’ve lost, everything you know is meaningless.” Just… Shattering the hopes and dreams of others as I knew he would. Thanks Duel Links; very cool.
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Jack has the best responses to most things. Watch as he Jackifies a supposedly sentimental “Why did you save me even though I tried to kill you ” type scene into this golden shit:
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[[Commission for @pridewhatpride with the best boy! They wanted Manjoume dressed like Kaiba and doing his best Blue-Eyes summoning impression! (Loosely based on this pose.) Of course the Ojamas came to help out.
Link to my Commission info for those interested!
Small bonus under the cut(via chaosmax)
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just post-fortune cup tingz ✨
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one of the greatest joys of rewatching 5D’s after all these years has been laugh-crying at Jack’s extremely emotional connection to cup ramen 😭😂😂😂
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Yu-Gi-Oh! Series rated by how many motorcycles there are
Season 0
Season 0? More like season “zero motorcycles”. Were there any motorcycles on this whole shitshow? No memorable motorcycle moments, an utter DROUGHT of motorcycle content. Disgusting 0/10
Duel Monsters
Honda made yugioh history by riding the first motorcycle in a yugishow, just barely preceding Marik “Father of all Bikers” Ishtar. Fourth season of the series made up for its lack of compelling story with a generous number of MOTORBIKES, including absolute legend mai kujaku on motiorcycle. An acceptable amount of cyclin, 6/10
GX
Disappointing number of motorcycles. There was that one monster dude in season three who had a sick ride and that time Judai somehow rode Saiou’s motorcycle in season four despite probably never having acquired a license but like, we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel here. Barely acceptable, 2/10
5D’s
INSPIRING. BREATHTAKING. WHAT ALL YUGIOHS SHOULD STRIVE TO BE LIKE. A MOTORCYCLE IN EVERY EPISODE …. RIDING MOTORCYCLES ….. DUELING ON MOTORCYCLE ……. THE EXHAUST PIPE COMPELS ME 100/10
ZEXAL
Not impressed guys. The only two notable motorcycles were Akari and Shark’s, and sharks probably isn’t even a real motorcycle he’s like 14. I just remembered also Orbital turned into a motorcycle once so like, bare minimum but better than GX. 3/10
ARC-V
A SERIES WITH TASTE …. there were many episodes that lacked motorcycles but the series pulled through with a 50-episode story arc all about motorcycles. Very impressive, a yugioh series of great affluence 9/10
VRAINS
There was like only one motorcycle. A sad part of yugioh history 1/10
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so i’ve been confusing friends in the discord chat because of these shitposts i’m making so i feel like i should clarify that i’ve been using a copy of the tomato subs text file to fuck around and make fauxsubs in vlc player. which results in adventures like this:
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nobody ever talks about how fucking funny this exchange is like Yubel, who Judai doesn’t remember, shows up in Martin’s body and drops a full on “aishiteru” wham line and Judai doesn’t know how to react so he just changes the subject.
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Takehito Koyasu is a prolific voice actor. I found out that he voices both Dio as well as a few villains from Yu-Gi-Oh! I don’t want to infodump here but trust me, there are tarot cards and thrown knives involved.
