A GIANT FLOATING CASTLE IS ABOUT TO DEMOLISH THE CITY AND THEYRE TRYING TO EVACUATE EVERYBODY BUT NOBODYS COOPERATING BECAUSE THEYRE WATCHING YUSEI PLAY CARD GAMES WITH THE BIG BAD
It’s never completely clear what’s engraved on Malik Ishtar’s back. My best approximation is:
1. The three God Cards
2. A declaration that whoever holds the three God Cards becomes Pharaoh and commands the tombkeepers
3. MOST IMPORTANTLY: It says that to unlock the Dark Door that holds Zork’s power (and is also the gate to the afterlife?), you need to assemble the 7 Millennium Items on the Millennium Slate, but you also need to say the Pharaoh’s name, which has been purposefully lost to history to keep the door locked and Zork out.
Judai: “I was hoping that soaking in the space waves of righteousness would fix the strain on your heart! The cards I made were hit with the righteous dark waves of the Neo-Spacians, which gave them new powers…”
Yubel: “Yes… A much more powerful and ominous wave of light befell my capsule, and it granted me its power…”